Ditching your B-list online pals has become such a huge pastime that the New Oxford American Dictionary officially named “unfriend” the “It” word of 2009. MSN and Cosmo have listed some reasons to kick some so-called “friends” out of your social-networking life:
1. She’s a firm believer that you can learn a lot about your health from your bathroom habits – and has the status updates to prove it.
2. You’ve only met him once, but he “likes” everything you do on Facebook. Uh, stalker?
3. You’re pretty sure she doesn’t wear her dress and veil every day, but she can’t stop posting pics from her wedding two years ago.
4. He changed his relationship status to single instead of breaking up with you in person.
5. One word: Farmville.
6. She might not be on The Biggest Loser but for some reason she wants the entire world to know what she had for lunch and how many times she hit the crapper in one day.
7. She has a photo album of your days as a teen beauty pageant queen, a scanner, and a passion for tagging.
8. EVERY WORD HE WRITES IS IN CAPS AND USUALLY FOLLOWED BY TONS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!
9. “So-and-So added you as a friend on Facebook” is the most you’ve heard from him in 10 years. Now that you’ve accepted the request you still haven’t connected.
10. Offline you call her Mom.
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