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Friday, April 9, 2010

Top 5 Tiger Woods One-Liners

 
5. Did you hear about the new Tiger Woods movie called “My Favorite 18 Holes?” Turns out it’s actually about golf.
4. Tiger Woods agreed to play the Master’s after negotiating a “cheerleaders on every fairway” clause.
3. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards!
2. Tiger has filed to change his name from Tiger Woods to Tiger’s Wood.
1. When the cops asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him, she said, “I can’t remember...put me down for a five.”

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