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Friday, April 30, 2010

Top 5 Funny Church Bulletin Bloopers

5. “The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.”

4. “The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’”

3. “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.”

2. “Don’t let worry kill you off - let the Church help.”

1. “For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.”

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